Boulevard Plaza Belo Horizonte: Brazil's Most Luxurious Hidden Gem?
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into the shimmering, possibly slightly overpriced, world of the Boulevard Plaza Belo Horizonte! Is it Brazil's "Most Luxurious Hidden Gem"? Well, let's just say I've seen more obviously hidden gems, but luxurious? Oh, heck yeah. Get ready for the good, the bad, and the slightly confused – because, honestly, even after a week there, I'm still unpacking it all.
First Impressions: The Facade and the Feeling
Right off the bat: Accessibility. This is important, and I'm going to be real up front: I didn't personally need major wheelchair access, but I did see ramps and elevators in all the right places. The website boasts "Facilities for disabled guests" - which I saw were genuinely available. Crucially, they’ve got elevators – a big win in a city built on hills. Still, I'd always call ahead and confirm specific room requirements, you know? Don't just assume! Check-in/out [express]? Check. Check-in/out [private]? Hmm, depends on what you consider “private.” It's swift, efficient, but not so hush-hush that it feels like a James Bond movie.
Rooms: The Sanctuary (Mostly)
Alright, let's talk rooms. Because, let's face it, that's where you're going to spend the bulk of your actual luxury time, right? And the Boulevard Plaza does…a pretty damn good job.
Available in all rooms…well pretty much everything. Air conditioning? Check. Alarm clock? Check. Bathrobes? Oh yes. Slippers? Check. Free bottled water? Always a win. The mini-bar was…sufficiently stocked, though I definitely raided it for my stash of Brazilian guaraná .
- Anecdote: The blackout curtains were amazing. Like, I didn't see the sun for three days amazing. I spent a lot of time in my room - partly because of the exhaustion of exploring the city, and partly to hide away from the sun because I am the fairest woman in the land.
Internet: The Lifeblood of Modern Existence. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms? Yes! And generally, it's reliable. Internet [LAN] available too! So, the usual suspects of high-speed internet…but I found it slightly spotty in corners of the room. I’m sure I was complaining about that internet. But the thought of getting a room with a better internet made me shudder because they would definitely charge something stupid and it probably not even better - I think that's what I like about the place.
The Extras: The extra long bed was a godsend. I'm 6'1" and I had plenty of space to sprawl (and the comfort level was fantastic). Ironing facilities (thank God).
Now, the slight imperfections. There was a weird, slightly off-putting odor in our room at the start. I assume it was anti-viral cleaning products doing their job, but it wasn’t exactly a luxury scent. I mentioned it to the team and they were very responsive and quickly took care of it.
Room Service? Yes! 24/7, just for those late-night cravings or the morning-after recovery.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Brazilian Feast?
The dining scene… now this is where things get interesting. And, honestly, a bit overwhelming with options.
- Restaurants: Multiple, each with its own vibe.
- A la carte in restaurant: Available, but it varies by what restaurant you're in.
- Buffet in restaurant: Breakfast, definitely. Lunch, maybe. Dinner… it really depends on what's going on.
- International cuisine in restaurant: Mostly - so, you won't be suffering from a lack of options. There's a mix.
- Vegetarian restaurant: Yes, there is usually one around!
- Coffee/tea in restaurant: Always!
- Asian cuisine in restaurant: Yes, and it's excellent. I got a great spicy Tom Yum there.
- The Breakfast Buffet: A Feast for the Senses.
- Breakfast [buffet] This is where the Boulevard Plaza truly shines. I'm talking a sprawling spread of everything. The Western breakfast was solid, sure, but you have to try the Asian breakfast! The Asian breakfast was definitely the highlight – fresh fruit, amazing pastries (seriously, the desserts in restaurant were delicious), and freshly squeezed juices. The coffee/tea in restaurant was spot-on. The coffee, while expensive, was an experience.
- Breakfast service: Yes, of course! With fresh orange juice as well, naturally.
- Poolside Bar and Snack Bar: Gotta Stay Hydrated!
- Poolside bar: The perfect way to spend an after-noon
- Happy hour: Absolutely.
- Snack bar: Available, but not amazing.
- The Slightly Less Shiny Sides: Cashless payment service: Yes. Alternative meal arrangement: Available.
Relaxation and Rejuvenation: Spa Dreams and Gym Fails
The Spa. This is where the "luxury" really gets to shine.
- The Spa: I'm a sucker for a good spa, and the Boulevard Plaza mostly delivers.
- Body scrub: Yes!
- Body wrap: Yes!
- Massage: Yes! (And worth every penny.)
- Sauna and Steamroom: Yes, both are excellent and well maintained.
- The Gym: The Gym/fitness center…let's just say it's a decent gym.
- The Pool: Pool with view. The Swimming pool [outdoor] is glorious. Truly.
Cleanliness and Safety: Keeping It Real (and Safe)
Alright, let's talk about the elephant in the room -- the dreaded pandemic.
- The Basics: The Boulevard Plaza clearly takes this seriously.
- Cleanliness: Spotless, in all the right places.
- Hand sanitizer: Everywhere.
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Yes.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: Apparently.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: Yes!
- Physical distancing: Enforced.
- Safe dining setup: Definitely.
- Individually-wrapped food options: Yep.
- Cashless payment service: A welcome touch.
Services and Conveniences: A Mixed Bag
- The Good:
- Concierge: Super helpful, they were a great resource for making arrangements, even on the spur of the moment.
- Laundry service: Efficient and reasonably priced.
- Daily housekeeping: Excellent.
- The Meh:
- Dry cleaning: Available (I didn't use it).
- Elevator: Fine, but definitely busy at times. This is a big hotel, so it's a reality.
- Meeting/banquet facilities: If you're into that kind of thing.
- The Could Be Better:
- Gift/souvenir shop: A bit weak. I'm going to be honest.
Getting Around:
- Airport transfer: Available. Relatively standard.
- Taxi service: readily available.
- Car park [free of charge]. Yes!
For The Kids: Family-Friendly Vibes
- Babysitting service: Available.
- Family/child friendly: Yes.
- Kids facilities: They do have the basics, but it's not really a "family-focused" kind of place, in my opinion.
The Verdict: Luxury with a Few Quirks
So, is the Boulevard Plaza Belo Horizonte a "hidden gem"? Well, it's definitely luxurious, but perhaps not "hidden." It's worth it? Absolutely, especially if you value comfort, convenience, and a bit of pampering.
My Emotional Take: I loved it. I seriously did—the staff was fantastic, the food was (mostly) exceptional, and the spa? Heaven. I would happily have a second stay.
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into the delightful chaos that is my potential trip to Boulevard Plaza in Belo Horizonte, Brazil. Forget perfect itineraries - this is gonna be a sweaty, chaotic, glorious mess of a schedule, complete with my inner monologue screaming for caffeine and a decent pair of walking shoes.
Day 1: Arrival and the Glorious Smell of Pizza (Maybe)
- Morning (or whenever the plane decides to grace the runway): Land in BH! Okay, first hurdle: surviving the arrival. I'm picturing myself, bleary-eyed, grappling with my suitcase that is definitely too heavy. Praying the baggage claim gods are on my side. Seriously, the last time I flew intercontinentally, my bag decided to take a scenic tour of… somewhere. I’m also praying the airport has decent coffee. Survival is the name of the game.
- Mid-Morning to Early Afternoon (Depending on the airport coffee situation): Head to Boulevard Plaza. Theoretically, I’ll have booked an Uber/taxi (because public transport in a new city always terrifies me, at least initially). Cue the existential dread of "Am I getting ripped off? Is the driver judging my Portuguese that doesn't exist?" The hotel better have air conditioning. And a functioning wifi. I can practically taste the Instagram envy brewing.
- Afternoon: Unpack (or at least pretend to). The REAL goal is to find food. GoogleMaps promises a pizza place nearby. This is important. Pizza is life. I'm envisioning a perfectly charred crust, gooey cheese… and then I'll probably spill something on myself. Guaranteed. The joy of travel.
- Late Afternoon/Early Evening: Wandering. Just… wandering. My preferred method of initial city exploration. Get lost. Get found. Maybe stumble upon something amazing. Maybe get chased by a street dog. It's all part of the adventure! This is when I will probably discover that my "slightly rusty" Portuguese is actually "absolutely abysmal." Prepare for charades with a side of bewildered looks.
- Evening: Dinner! Hopefully, I remember to ask for a table. Maybe I'll attempt the local beer. Maybe I'll order something terribly wrong and end up with a plate of… well, who knows? The mystery is part of the fun! Followed by a desperate search for a store to buy a phone charger somewhere.
- Night: Collapse into bed, exhausted but (hopefully) buzzing with the excitement of a new place. Review the day, make notes, and plan for the next day. Also, checking my hotel's AC and wifi.
Day 2: Culture Shock and Coffee (Probably in the Wrong Order)
- Morning: Coffee is PRIORITY #1. Must. Have. Caffeine. Preferably strong enough to raise the dead. Then, I'm dragging myself to whatever cultural spot is deemed "essential." I'm thinking museums? I'm a sucker for museums. But I also have a short attention span so I will definitely get bored and probably not read the signs. I will definitely spend half the time watching other people.
- Mid-Morning: Embrace the tourist trap. Okay, maybe not a trap, but the must-sees. I'm thinking the Praça da Liberdade? Beautiful architecture? Photos? Maybe I will learn a thing or two about architecture. Most likely, I'll just take pictures of anything that catches my eye, and feel the overwhelming joy of having traveled that far.
- Lunch: Somewhere local, ideally. I'm determined to try some real Brazilian food. This is where I'm either going to fall head-over-heels in love with the cuisine, or I will immediately revert to searching for pizza. The suspense is killing me!
- Afternoon: Back to wandering. This time with a little more direction (thanks to my morning's attempt at "research"). Maybe some shopping? I always end up buying things I don't need. Souvenirs, trinkets, stuff I will probably never use. But it's fun, right?
- Late Afternoon: A little bit of downtime. Maybe a park? Maybe back to the hotel for a nap? Depends on whether my feet survive the day. Judging by the state of my shoes, I’m betting on the nap.
- Evening: The same as yesterday: dinner! A new restaurant, another attempt at ordering in Portuguese… and probably more laughter (mostly at my expense). Maybe some live music? Fingers crossed the band is decent. Or at least entertaining. Because even bad music can make for a good story.
- Night: More hotel time, and a review of my day. Now I feel like an expert. I bet I can spend hours making notes, and taking photos, before falling asleep.
Day 3: Finding the Real Belo Horizonte (Probably involves getting lost again)
- Morning: Sleep in (if possible). Maybe breakfast in bed? No, probably not. Who am I kidding? I'll be up at the crack of dawn, already craving coffee.
- Mid-Morning: Delving deeper. Get out of the tourist bubble. The REAL Belo Horizonte. Maybe explore a neighborhood that's not in the guidebooks. See where the locals hang out. Experience the "real" Brazil. Or… get hopelessly lost and end up in a place that is anything but "real" but it's still an adventure.
- Lunch: Street food. I am embracing the street food culture. Embrace the risks. You only live once. Hopefully they have amazing food, and I don't end up regretting it later!
- Afternoon: Doubling Down On One Experience. Okay, here’s where I get specific: I’m going to REALLY try to get into the local music scene. Find a bar, a club, a hidden venue. Not just listen – try. Talk to locals; ask for recommendations. Maybe end up completely out of my depth, but hey, that’s how true travel memories are made, right? This is where the real messiness comes in. The language barrier will be at its finest! But the intention? To connect. To feel. To really be there. And possibly, just possibly, to have a dance.
- Evening: Dinner near the music venue. Maybe the same place? So many options!
- Night: The music! Dancing! Awkward attempts at Portuguese conversation. The possibility of making new friends (or horrifying them with my clumsy attempts to fit in). This is where the memories, the true heart of the trip, will be made. The music. The people. The feeling of a completely new world opening up. This is it. This is the reason I travel.
- Final Thoughts: Back to Hotel, and the final review of the trip. I hope that everything goes smooth. I have never been to Brazil before, so this is going to be fun.
Day 4: Farewell (and a frantic search for a good coffee)
- Morning: The dreaded packing. How did I accumulate so much stuff in just three days?! Probably souvenirs. And the clothes I wore once and decided I’ll never wear again. Ugh. Final coffee. Make it count. Make it triple shot.
- Mid-Morning: Last-minute souvenir shopping? Last-minute panic? Check-in. Pray the hotel staff understands "late checkout" in broken Portuguese.
- Afternoon: Airport time. Security. More waiting. Contemplating all the things I didn’t do, and all the things I should have done. Feeling both exhilarated and exhausted. Oh, and definitely craving pizza.
- Evening: On the plane. Reflecting on all the amazing experiences. The laughter, the food, the people. The fact that I survived! And already planning my next adventure.
- Night: Home. Tired, but with a heart full of memories, and a suitcase full of dirty clothes, and a yearning for the next trip.
So, that's the plan. A blueprint for chaos. A recipe for adventure. And, if I'm lucky, a few good stories to tell. Bring on Brazil! Wish me luck. And send coffee. Lots and lots of coffee.
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Okay, so, theoretically, this is supposed to be a... well, a collection of common questions answered. About... stuff. Like, specific stuff, in this case. Think of it like a digital campfire, where you can ask all those burning questions you've been too embarrassed to shout into the void. I'm the one trying to keep the fire from going out. Good luck to me. It's basically a way to hopefully provide answers, without making it all sound like a textbook. Which, let's be honest, is my biggest fear. I *hate* textbooks. They're the enemies of sleep.
Look, I'm gonna be real with you. Nobody wants to wade through a swamp of technical jargon. I've been there. I've *lived* there. So, no, I'm aiming for *not* boring. Whether I succeed is another question entirely. I'm envisioning something more along the lines of... imagine if your wildly eccentric aunt, who maybe knows a thing or two, sat down with you and spilled the beans over a cup of questionable coffee. Emphasis on questionable. Because that's usually how my life goes. So, yeah, hopefully not boring. Crossing my fingers. And toes. And whatever else.
Oh, me? Well, I'm just someone who's probably got a whole bunch of questions, answers, and a generally messy approach to life in general. Consider me the friend who stumbled onto this and thought, 'Hey, maybe I can ramble on about *this* for a bit'. I am no expert. Far from it. But I'm giving it a shot. Don't judge me too harshly. I'm sensitive. Really. Okay, maybe not. But please try to be at least a *little* gentle. I bruise easily. Mostly because I bump into things. A lot.
Look, I may not have all the answers. I might even give you a completely wrong one. But I promise I'll try! Seriously, fire away. BUT be warned: the more specific you get, the more likely I am to go off on some wildly tangential rant. Like that time I tried to assemble flat-pack furniture and ended up researching the mating habits of the lesser-spotted newt. True story. It was a journey. A beautiful, terrifying, Ikea-induced journey.
Honestly? A little bit of fun, a little bit of hoping I can at least *pretend* to be useful. Maybe, just maybe, someone out there will discover some nugget of helpful information amidst the chaos. And if not? Well, at least I'll have something to blame for my caffeine-induced insomnia. Win-win! Okay, maybe mostly win. I am *terrible* at losing.
You will probably realize I am a very bad listener. And that's okay. I'm hoping a loose structure is going to make you think it is okay, too. I'm a big fan of following the rabbit hole. So, probably not. I can tell you that right now. I *tried* planning this out, mapping it all. However, when a squirrel runs past my window I'm as good as gone. But, trust me, I'll *try* to keep things vaguely on track. I mean, I have to, right? Or else this whole thing is a spectacular waste of everyone's time, including mine. And I'm already juggling enough balls in the air as it is. ...Wait, what was the question again?
I welcome it! Seriously. If you think I'm spouting utter nonsense, tell me! Correct me! Share your own thoughts! The whole point of this is to *learn* and *discuss*, not just to have me ramble into the void. Okay, maybe a *little* bit to have me ramble into the void. But also the other thing. Constructive criticism is always welcome. Insults? Not so much. My self-esteem is already doing a tap dance on a tightrope without a net.
