Escape to Kiel: Premiere Classe's Hotel Liegeplatz 13 Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, because this isn't your average hotel review. This is a raw, unfiltered, probably-too-honest account of a stay at Escape to Kiel: Premiere Classe's Hotel Liegeplatz 13 Awaits!. Let's get messy with it, shall we?
SEO-Focussed (but Hopefully Not Boring) Review: Escape to Kiel – Liegeplatz 13 – The Good, The Okay, and the "Wait, Did That Really Happen?"
Right, first things first. Finding this place? Easy peasy. Access is generally good. Now, I'm not in a wheelchair, but I did notice the elevator – a big plus, right? Accessibility is a huge thing for a lot of people, and from what I saw, they've made a decent effort. There's also "Facilities for disabled guests" listed, so fingers crossed those are actually useful facilities and not just a ramp that leads to a locked door. We'll get into the nitty-gritty of 'access' later.
The Stuff We All Care About: Wi-Fi, Cleanliness, and Breathing Easy (Please)
Okay, internet. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms?! YES! Seriously, it's 2024. If you don't have decent Wi-Fi, you're toast. My entire life is basically on the internet. Thankfully, it worked consistently. I even used the LAN cable (yes, I am THAT old school) to get a blazing fast connection. The fact that they offer both is actually really thoughtful.
Cleanliness and safety… this is the big one. With everything that's happened the past few years, you just have to trust a hotel to be serious about this stuff. They do list a ton of stuff here, like "Anti-viral cleaning products," "Daily disinfection in common areas," "Hand sanitizer" everywhere, and "Rooms sanitized between stays." Cool, cool, cool. This feels like they're trying. I saw the little "Hygiene certification" sign. That gives me a tiny bit more hope and I saw the "Sterilizing equipment." Again, it's all listed, but how good are they really at doing it? The best way to know? See for myself.
Okay, Here's the Thing. I'm a Germaphobe (Maybe).
So I'm not going to lie, I am always looking for signs of sloppiness. Like, am I going to catch something? I had to check everything. Like the sheets, the bathroom. The everything. I did a full sniff test of the air (it smells like clean, which is a win). The room seemed clean. Did I see a lingering speck of something on a wall? Maybe. I couldn't unsee it, but honestly, I'm probably being way too picky.
Food, Glorious Food (and the Lack Thereof?)
Food is life, people. And a hotel is only as good as its food. Breakfast [buffet] is listed, and that, my friends, is music to my ears. However, a lot of other things are listed too. "Breakfast in room," "Breakfast takeaway service," "Alternative meal arrangement," "Asian cuisine in restaurant," "Asian breakfast," "Western cuisine in restaurant," "Western breakfast," "Coffee shop," "Snack bar," "Poolside bar," "Happy hour," are also listed.
Here's where things get real. I went down to the breakfast buffet, fully expecting a feast. What I got was… fine. It was edible. (Shakes head.) The coffee, however, was absolutely tragic. Seriously, the worst. The croissants? Stale. The eggs were okay. I gave up and walked to the nearest coffee shop. Maybe I'm being harsh. But breakfast is IMPORTANT, and this one could use a little extra love.
Room service [24-hour]? Didn't bother. Sounded like a gamble, considering the buffet.
Relaxation and Entertainment: Spa Day Dreams (or Not?)
Okay, let's talk about the "Spa/sauna," the "Pool with view," and all those other relaxation options. This hotel lists a lot of these things: "Body scrub, Body wrap, Fitness center, Foot bath, Gym/fitness, Massage, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]."
Here's the BIG disappointment: I didn't see any of this stuff! No pool. No spa. Nothing. Maybe it's in a different part of the hotel? Maybe I missed something? I'm still baffled. If you're looking for a relaxing spa getaway, you might want to double-check before you book. This is where the description really fails the hotel.
Quirks, Cranks, and Random Observations
- The "Smile": The staff were… fine. Polite. Efficient. Not especially warm. That's fine, but don't expect genuine friendliness.
- The "Shrine": Seriously? Did they have a shrine? Or did I misread it? That's random. I didn't see it. I can't imagine a shrine.
- The Window That Opens: Thank goodness. I hate stuffy rooms.
- The TV: Satellites/cable channels. Fine.
- Elevator: A crucial life-saver.
Services and Convenience: The Rundown
- Cashless payment service: Check. (Good. I hate carrying cash)
- Air conditioning in public area: Yes.
- Concierge: Didn't need them.
- Laundry service: Yes. (Could be useful!)
- Daily housekeeping: Excellent!
- Luggage storage: A good thing.
The Bottom Line (and a Bit of a Rant)
Okay, here's the deal. Escape to Kiel: Premiere Classe's Hotel Liegeplatz 13 Awaits! is… average. It's functional. It's clean enough. The Wi-Fi is strong. It's a decent place for a place to crash, especially if you're on a budget. BUT, don't go expecting a luxury resort. Don't get your hopes up about the spa. And definitely bring your own coffee.
My Rating: 3 out of 5 stars. It's not terrible, but it could be better.
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Ischgl's Hidden Gem: Hotel Garni Mirabell Awaits!
Alright, buckle up buttercup, because we’re crashing into Kiel, Germany, headfirst and probably a little hungover. This isn't your Instagram-filtered travel guide, this is the unvarnished truth, seasoned with questionable decision-making and the existential dread of a solo traveler. Our base camp? Hotel Liegeplatz 13 by Premiere Classe Kiel. Don't expect the Ritz, but hey, a bed's a bed, right? Here we go, a schedule of sorts… or maybe more of a general direction…
Day 1: Kiel, Here We Come (And Hopefully, We’ll Come Back).
- Morning (ish):
- 6:00 AM: Wake up. Or rather, attempt to wrestle myself awake. The alarm clock, a cruel mistress. I’m pretty sure there was a party somewhere last night. My brain feels like it's been through a washing machine on high.
- 6:30 AM: Pack. Or rather, shove everything into a suitcase and pray for the best. I’m pretty sure I’ve forgotten something crucial. My travel socks, maybe? Or the ability to speak coherent German? One of those.
- 7:00 AM: Head to the bus station, a blurry mess of anticipation and caffeine (or lack thereof).
- 8:00 AM: Finally on the bus! Ahhh, the hum of the engine, the smell of stale coffee, and the promise of adventure… or crippling boredom. It's a toss-up.
- Mid-morning (and the Bus Ride of Doom):
- 9:30 AM-1:00 PM: Bus ride across Germany is a blurry mix of views of green fields and dozing. I swear I saw a sheep wink at me at one point. Or maybe I was hallucinating from sleep deprivation. I'm also pretty sure the guy behind me is making a sandwich with the scent of a week old gym gear.
- Afternoon:
- 1:30 PM: Arrive in Kiel! Glorious, salty Kiel. I'm excited to be here!
- 2:30 PM: Check into Hotel Liegeplatz 13. Okay, the view from my window is, well, let's call it industrial chic. It faces a parking lot. But the bed appears clean, and that's all that matters at the moment.
- 3:30 PM: Wander around Kiel. Ah, the smell of the Baltic Sea! So refreshing, and with a slight hint of fish.
- 4:00 PM: I attempt to navigate the inner city. I got a bit lost. I ended up staring at a bizarre statue of a bronze guy on a horse that I just couldn't understand. I'm not sure what's going on, but it felt like a good place to be confused for a while.
- 5:00 PM: Kiel Lighthouse, a must see. I climbed to the top. I could still feel the bus ride in my bones.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner at a local restaurant (hopefully). I found a cute little place called "Zur alten Mühle," which translates to "the old mill." I ordered some traditional German food. It was huge. And delicious.
- 7:00 PM: A walk by the Kiel Canal. Ah, the beauty of the Kiel Canal, with the lights and boats, amazing!
- 9:00 PM: Attempt to sleep. This might be the hardest part. The bed feels like a cloud. I fell asleep fast.
Day 2: Kiel's Charm (Mostly) and a Dose of Reality
- Morning:
- 8:00 AM: Wake up and enjoy the breakfast at the hotel.
- 9:00 AM: Visit the Kiel Naval Memorial.
- Afternoon:
- 1:00 PM: Lunch by the seaside. The restaurant had a nice view, and I loved the meal.
- 3:00 PM: Visit the Kiel Botanical Garden.
- Evening:
- 6:00 PM: Head to the hotel.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner at a restaurant.
- 9:00 PM: Relax by TV, prepare for the next day.
Day 3: Parting Ways
- Morning:
- 8:00 AM: Wake up and have the last breakfast.
- 9:00 AM: Check out the hotel.
- Mid-morning:
- 10:00 AM: Visit the Kiel State Museum.
- Afternoon:
- 12:00 PM: Lunch at a restaurant and say goodbye to Kiel.
- 3:00 PM: Start the journey to the next destination!
Quirks, Craziness, and Emotional Rollercoasters (AKA, The Real Stuff):
- The Hotel Room: Okay, let's be honest, the room at Liegeplatz 13 isn't winning any design awards. But it's functional, and hey, cheap. The shower, while not exactly a spa experience, does the job. The walls are… beige. Very beige. But they're keeping the weather out, so I can't complain too much. I keep getting the feeling I'm forgetting to do something.
- Food, Glorious Food: German food is, in a word, substantial. Prepare for portions that could feed a small army. And the beer? Don't even get me started. Let's just say I'm developing a serious appreciation for the local breweries.
- The Language Barrier: My German is… rudimentary. Let's be kind and say "a work in progress." I've mastered "Bitte" (please), "Danke" (thank you), and the universal gesture of pointing and looking lost. Somehow, it's working. People are surprisingly patient with my linguistic blunders.
- The Existential Dread: Traveling solo has its moments. Sometimes it's pure freedom and bliss. Other times, you're sitting alone in a cafe, questioning your life choices while staring into your coffee. It's all part of the experience, I guess.
- Kiel's Unexpected Charm: I didn't expect to fall in love with Kiel. But here I am, already feeling a connection to the city. There's a certain unassuming beauty to it. Plus, the sea air is doing wonders for my soul.
- Getting Lost (and Loving it): I get lost a lot. It's the best way to discover hidden gems, stumble upon charming cafes, and have random conversations with friendly locals. Don't be afraid to wander off the beaten path.
- The One Day of Total Disappointment: The Naval Memorial was good… I just felt like I might be too tired to really enjoy it and understand the concept. Maybe I will come back one day.
- Overall Mood Today: Tired, slightly overwhelmed, but surprisingly happy. It's a chaotic, imperfect, and wonderful mess. And I wouldn't trade it for anything.
Final Thoughts:
This isn't a perfect itinerary. It's not even the most organized. It's a messy, real, and thoroughly human account of a trip to Kiel. And that's the beauty of travel, isn't it? The imperfections, the unexpected discoveries, the laughter, the tears, the moments when you feel utterly lost… and then, somehow, find your way again. So, raise a glass (of something local, preferably) to the messiness, the spontaneity, and the sheer joy of being a little bit lost in the world. Cheers!
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Okay, so, "Escape to Kiel: Premiere Classe's Hotel Liegeplatz 13 Awaits!"... What's the deal? Is it actually an escape *from* something? Like, my crippling student debt?
Haha! Good question. Honestly, "Escape" is a bit of a *stretch*. Let's be real, it's more like… "Mini-Break to Kiel... If You Must." It's not going to solve your student debt (trust me, been there, still am there). Instead of escaping the real world, it's more like a small, slightly-less-mundane-than-usual, slice of it – specifically, Kiel, and specifically, a Premiere Classe hotel. (Liegeplatz 13, to be precise, which I'll tell you, is *just* a name... doesn't really scream "luxury dockside getaway"). Expect less 'secret agent on a mission' and more 'tired traveler needing a budget-friendly bed'. Think of it less as a glamorous escape and more like… a strategic retreat from the utter humdrum of everyday life. Basically, a cheap trip.
Premiere Classe... Does that *sound* fancy, or is it just a clever marketing ploy? I've heard things...
Right? Premiere Classe. Sounds like someone's got delusions of grandeur. Let's be brutally honest: it's budget. *Budget*. Think clean sheets, functional furniture, and MAYBE, just maybe, a complimentary sachet of instant coffee that's seen better days. I'm telling you, I've stayed in some Premiere Classes that felt more like a particularly well-lit holding cell (not in a charming, quirky way). But, you know what? Sometimes, that's exactly what you need. A bed. A shower. And a chance to just... *breathe* without breaking the bank. Don't go expecting the Ritz, and you'll likely be pleasantly surprised. Or, at the very least, not *completely* horrified. Keyword, 'likely'.
What’s the actual *Liegeplatz 13* part? Does it offer waterfront views, or am I dreaming again?
Liegeplatz 13... Sounds all nautical, doesn't it? Makes you think of seagulls and salty air. In reality, it's... well, it's close-ish to the water. You *might* catch a glimpse of a boat if you squint really hard and lean out the window at the perfect angle, past a car park, and maybe… the back of another building. Let's just say, 'waterfront views' is a *highly* optimistic description. More like, 'potentially water-adjacent'. Think of it as a 'base of operations' from which you can *venture* to the actual waterfront. And hey, at least it's not *directly* next to a smelly skip. I mean, that happened to me once. Don't ask.
Okay, let's talk about the *room*. What can I realistically expect? Is there a mini-fridge of dreams awaiting me?
Alright, the room. This is the heart of the experience. Expect... the essentials. A bed. A small desk (probably not ergonomic, but functional). A TV that *probably* works. A bathroom that, fingers crossed, is clean. Seriously, the state of the bathroom is always a gamble, isn't it? I've had showers where the water pressure was so weak, it felt like I was being teased with droplets. Mini-fridge? Highly unlikely. That's a luxury reserved for the… well, not Premiere Classe. Though, if you're desperate, you could probably stash a few beers on the windowsill. Just keep an eye on the sunlight. Avoid the beer-heating device by indirect sunlight exposure.
Is the breakfast any good? Because a bad hotel breakfast can ruin an entire day.
Ah, the breakfast. This is where things get… interesting. It's usually a buffet-style affair. Picture this: cold cuts that have seen a better yesterday, bread rolls that defy the laws of nature by being simultaneously stale and slightly damp, and coffee that tastes suspiciously like… brown water. But, here's the thing: *sometimes*, and I mean, *sometimes*, there's a moment of unexpected joy. A surprisingly decent croissant. A hard-boiled egg that's actually done right. It's a gamble, a culinary roulette. Go in with low expectations, and you might just find yourself pleasantly surprised. Or, you know, just grab a pastry from the bakery down the road. That's usually my go-to. Or, just avoid hotel breakfast all together
What's the *vibe* in Kiel? Is it worth leaving the hotel room? (Kidding! …mostly.)
Kiel. Okay, so, Kiel is a port city, so expect a certain amount of nautical charm, mixed with a healthy dose of… industrial. It's got its moments, though! The harbour is nice, especially when the sun's out. There are some decent restaurants, some quirky shops, and a general 'we're-not-fancy-but-we're-alright' vibe. Definitely worth leaving the hotel room, even if it's just to get some fresh air. I suggest finding a good pier, and eat the fish. And the air is fresh, for the most part.
Okay, spill the tea. Any *disasters* you’ve experienced at a Premiere Classe? I’m bracing myself.
Right, the disasters. Oh, boy, do I have stories. There was the time in, let's call it, 'somewhere else', when my room key didn’t work… for hours. They kept sending different people to fix it, each with a different theory about the problem. Finally, after about three hours of wandering the hallways like a lost spirit, they just gave me a new room. Problem solved-ish. Then there was the incident with the… well, let’s just say some rogue cockroaches decided to join me for coffee. I don’t like cockroaches to begin with. That was memorable, in the worst possible way. I *still* shudder. And the elevators... oh, the elevators. Sometimes they work. Sometimes they don't. Sometimes, they get stuck. Pack some snacks, just in case.
Any tips for surviving (and potentially enjoying!) your "Escape to Kiel"?
Okay, survival tips: Firstly, pack earplugs. Seriously. Thin walls are a Premiere Classe staple. Second, download a good book or podcast. Quiet time is your friend. Third, bring your own snacks and drinks. Don't rely on the vending machines (they usually only have expired chocolate bars and fizzy drinks that are probably older than you). Fourth, embrace the budget-ness of it all. Don't expect perfection, and you won't beBook Hotels Now
