Escape to Paradise: Luxury Sanctuary Apartment, Bay of Islands, NZ
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the Bay of Islands and "Escape to Paradise: Luxury Sanctuary Apartment" is about to get thoroughly reviewed. Honestly, I'm still slightly jetlagged from the trip, so forgive the occasional ramblings… think of it as extra authenticity! Prepare for a glorious, messy, and hopefully helpful (but definitely opinionated) adventure.
First Impressions & Getting There (aka The Arrival Rampage)
Right, so first thing's first: accessibility. This is always a crucial factor, right? Turns out, "Luxury Sanctuary" mostly lives up to the billing. They’ve got lifts, which is gold. The hotel's on-site features are something I'd give a look into, this is where the fun begins! There is a wheelchair accessible element to the building. I'm not exactly a mobility expert, but from what I saw, navigating the main areas seemed pretty straightforward, although, you know, always double-check specific room details if you're relying on it.
And getting to the paradise? They offer an airport transfer. Huge, HUGE win! After a long flight, the last thing I want is to wrestle with a rental car. It's a quick, painless, and dare I say, luxurious process. (Plus, the driver was a local character, spinning yarns about the area. Perfect welcome!) and there is also Parking available, so you can drive yourself down.
The Sanctuary Itself: Room for Improvement? (Literally!)
Okay, let’s talk rooms. My room was a deluxe suite, and it was pretty darn gorgeous. Actually, it was stunning. Floor-to-ceiling windows? Check. Private balcony overlooking the Bay of Islands? Triple check. Extra-long bed? Oh yes, thank goodness, because I'm a wriggler. And that bathtub? Pure heaven. Seriously, I spent one afternoon submerged amongst the bubbles, reading a book, and listening to rain on the window. It was the closest I've come to actual Nirvana. Pure bliss!
- Available in all rooms: Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.
- Room Essentials: The free Wi-Fi was a godsend – important for a digital nomad wannabe like me. And the coffee/tea maker? Necessary!
- Little Annoyances: there were a couple of slight imperfections. The in-room safe was a bit fiddly, and the TV remote seemed to have a mind of its own. Minor quibbles, really, when you're in paradise.
The Pampering Parade: Spa, Pools, and Bliss (with a side of “Wow!”)
Now, this is where "Escape to Paradise" really shines. Seriously, I think I aged in reverse while I was there.
- The Spa: Their Spa? Oh. My. Word. I booked a massage. I opted for a deep tissue session, after a long flight, which meant a combination of knots and me begging for mercy, and the therapist was absolutely phenomenal. I walked out feeling like a new person – or at least, a slightly less stressed version of my current self.
- The Pool with a View: The swimming pool… The pool with a view… Okay, imagine an infinity pool overlooking the sparkling blue waters of the Bay of Islands. Now imagine yourself lounging in it with a cocktail. Sigh. It's as good as it sounds. They also have an outdoor swimming pool. So, lots of fun!
- The Sauna, Steamroom, and More: I made a ritual of hitting the Sauna, Steamroom, Spa/Sauna every day, alternating with a refreshing dip in the pool.
- Fitness Center: Actually, I did not use the Fitness center! (Lazy? Maybe). But hey, the views from the pool are workout enough for me, right?
- Extras: They also offer Body scrub and Body wrap treatments, but I skipped those. I was too busy enjoying the view, sun and pool.
Cleanliness and Safety (Because, You Know, 2024)
- Anti-viral cleaning products: They use these!
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Yep.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: Double-yep.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: Triple-yep.
- Hand sanitzer: Readily available.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: In place which is good.
- Cashless payment service: Convenient.
I felt completely safe and secure throughout my stay. They've clearly taken a lot of care with their COVID protocols, without making it feel overly sterile. I saw Security [24-hour], CCTV in common areas and outside the building. I also noticed a Fire extinguisher, *Smoke alarms, *Smoke detector* throughout the hotel.
They also have a First aid kit and a Doctor/nurse on call, just in case.
Food, Glorious Food (and Occasionally, a Little Overpriced)
Okay, the food. This is where I had a few mixed feelings, and where it got a little expensive…
- The Restaurants: They have restaurants with a la carte menus, buffet in restaurant, with Asian cuisine in restaurant, and International cuisine in restaurant. I had a few wonderful meals, but also some "meh" ones. The Asian breakfast was a particular highlight. The buffet in restaurant can be amazing or a bit disappointing, depending on the day.
- Breakfast & Drinks: They offer Breakfast [buffet] and also the option of Breakfast in room. My favourite place was for Poolside bar. I indulged in far too many cocktails.
- Snacks and More: They offer Snack bar, Coffee/tea in restaurant, and Desserts in restaurant - which were dangerous. I ordered Bottle of water often.
- Vegetarian & Alternative: They Vegetarian restaurant is a delightful choice, where is also the option of an Alternative meal arrangement.
- Room Service: The Room service [24-hour] was a lifesaver, for a late-night snack.
- Areas for Improvement: The Happy hour was fun. The Salad in restaurant was OK, but nothing special.
Things To Do, Ways To Relax (and Avoiding Tourist Traps)
This is where the Bay of Islands truly shines, and “Escape to Paradise" is a fantastic basecamp.
- Things to Do: They have a concierge which is a must-try. They can arrange anything like fishing charters, dolphin watching tours, or kayaking excursions. The concierge was a lifesaver, arranging my tours.
- Things to Do - Continued: The Facilities for disabled guests is important and good to know. They also have Things to do options for the kids.
- Shrine: They have a Shrine. I did not use it, but it is there.
- Finding Seclusion: Since I needed to get away from being "on," I spent lots of time lounging by the pool, reading. It's a proposal spot, as well.
Services and Conveniences (The Bits You Don't Always Think About)
- Convenience: They offer Contactless check-in/out, Daily housekeeping, Elevator, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Safety deposit boxes, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Currency exchange, Dry cleaning, Ironing service.
- Extra Perks: I particularly appreciated the daily housekeeping service (my room was immaculate), the luggage storage, and the car park [free of charge].
- Business Facilities: They offer Business facilities, including Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Projector/LED display and Wi-Fi for special events.
- For the Kids: They offer a Babysitting service! This is good for families with young kids.
The Verdict: Should You Escape?
Absolutely. "Escape to Paradise: Luxury Sanctuary Apartment" is a dream. It's not perfect (nothing ever is, is it?), but the stunning location, the incredible spa, the overall atmosphere of relaxation, and the attentive service more than make up for any minor shortcomings. It's a splurge, sure, but
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your meticulously planned, Instagram-perfect travel itinerary. This is… well, this is my stab at surviving the Bay of Islands, New Zealand, while pretending to be a sophisticated traveler from The Sanctuary Apartment. And let me tell you, sophisticated I am NOT.
Day 1: Arrival and Immediate Panic (aka, "Where Did I Leave My Keys?!")
- Morning (ish): Arrived at Auckland International Airport. Smooth sailing… mostly. Until I realized I’d left my passport in the little pouch attached to my luggage. Which, naturally, was now on a different conveyer belt. Cue the first wave of "OH GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE?!" panic. Managed to retrieve it, fueled by black coffee and sheer terror of missing my connecting flight.
- Afternoon: The flight to Kerikeri was a breeze (thank you, tiny airplane!). The Sanctuary Apartment… well, it’s stunning. Honestly, the pictures don't do it justice. The view from the balcony? Makes you want to actually suffer sunsets. Checked in, unpacked (attempted), and instantly lost my damn keys. Seriously, where ARE they always? Probably under a pile of clean underwear.
- Late Afternoon/Early Evening: Found the keys. Celebrated with a bottle of local Sauvignon Blanc (because, priorities). Wandered down to Paihia. The place is teeming with tourists, but you know what? I'm one of them! Had a fish and chips – the "classic Kiwi" experience, apparently. It was… alright. A bit greasy. I’m pretty sure I saw a seagull eyeballing my chips with predatory intent, so I beat a hasty retreat. Ended the day sitting on the balcony, watching the sky explode with color. A truly beautiful sunset. I actually teared up a little, I swear. Damn those emotional volcanoes!
Day 2: Hole-in-the-Wall Adventures and the Perils of Ferry Travel
- Morning: Decided to be adventurous! I mean, why wouldn't I join a Hole in the Rock cruise? Seemed simple enough, and it promised dolphins, right? Wrong! The ocean was a bit choppy, and the whole experience was a little less "spectacular" and a little more "holding on for dear life." Still, the Hole in the Rock itself was pretty impressive. The guide droned on, but whatever, the rock was cool. We spotted dolphins… far, far away. Think "blurry gray shapes in the distance."
- Afternoon: Ferry trip to Russell, the historic town. The ferry itself was a chaotic sea of sunburned tourists, screaming children, and the smell of sunscreen. Not exactly a relaxing cruise, but it got us there. Russell is quaint… but also a bit too quaint for my taste. I felt like I'd stepped back into a postcard, and not in a good way. Had a mediocre lunch at a pub and the walk back was even more chaotic.
- Evening: Back at The Sanctuary. Made a disastrous attempt at cooking dinner (burnt the garlic!), then decided to just order takeout. More of the Sauvignon Blanc. Contemplated the meaning of life (or at least, the meaning of a decent garlic clove) on the balcony. Stared at the stars. Thought, maybe, just maybe, I could get used to this whole "paradise" thing. It's a slippery slope.
Day 3: The Search for the Perfect View (and Possibly, a Decent Coffee)
- Morning: I'm on a mission. The perfect coffee. It's my white whale. So I went to the local cafes. Some of them… Well, let's just say they could use a barista with a slightly less… heavy hand. Ended up settling for a decent latte, and sat drinking it while staring out at the marina.
- Afternoon: Drove up to Flagstaff Hill (Maiki Hill). OH. MY. GOD. The view! This is what it's all about! The blue of the water, the green of the islands, the endless sky. Honestly, I almost cried again. I'm turning into a sentimental mess! Took approximately one million photos. (Okay, maybe just a hundred.)
- Late Afternoon/Early Evening: Back to The Sanctuary. Spent way, way too much time on the balcony, just… breathing. The silence, broken only by the occasional bird call, was intoxicating. The sun hit the water just so, and everything was bathed in this dreamy golden light. This is what "escape" feels like.
- Evening: Went back to the fish and chips place because I felt I needed a redemption arc. The seagull? Still lurking. The chips? Slightly less greasy. The fish? Much better. Progress! After dinner I went to a bar. I swear the alcohol gave me superpowers! I felt like I could do anything!
Day 4: Kayaking and the Unforeseen Terror of Sea Life
- Morning: I decided to get physical. Adventure Time! I rented a kayak and went paddling around the bay. It was glorious. The sun on my face, the gentle rocking of the boat, the peace… and then… The giant squid. No, not really. But I did have a minor freak-out when I saw a weird, dark shape swim under my kayak. It was probably just seaweed, but in that moment, I was absolutely certain I was about to become lunch for a giant, unknown creature. I paddled furiously back to shore.
- Afternoon: Regrouped, recovered from my sea monster encounter, and walked the beach. Built a tiny castle. It was a masterpiece. Okay, it was a pile of wet sand, but in the moment, it was amazing.
- Late Afternoon: Found this quirky little art gallery. The art was a bit… abstract for my taste, but I liked the owner; she told the best stories.
- Evening: My last night! I decided to go all out. I got dressed up - I mean, I put on clean pants - and walked to a fancy restaurant for dinner. The food was good, the wine was flowing, and I felt… surprisingly content. I even tipped well! After dinner, I took a final walk along the beach. Watched the stars… again. Took a deep breath. Yes, I was going to miss this place.
Day 5: The Departure (with a Side of Melodrama)
- Morning: Woke up. Packed. Said goodbye to The Sanctuary. Said goodbye to the view. Said goodbye to the seagulls. I'm already missing it.
- Afternoon: Flight back to Auckland. The end.
- Evening: Back home. Everything is as it was. Sort of. I brought back some sand, and I took some photos, and I have a slightly bronzed nose. But I’m different. I’ve seen something. And I’m already planning my return.
Final Thoughts:
The Bay of Islands? Messy, beautiful, and utterly imperfect. Just like me. And I loved every messy, imperfect, slightly terrifying moment.
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Escape to Paradise: Luxury Sanctuary Apartment - Bay of Islands, NZ: You've Got Questions, I've Got… Well, Answers (Probably)
Okay, so "Escape to Paradise" sounds… cheesy. Is it REALLY paradise? Like, *actually*?
Is it suitable for families?
What about accessibility?
What kind of amenities are we talking about? Is it all just luxury fluff?
Is the kitchen actually usable, or just for show?
How's the Wi-Fi? Because I hear it can be dodgy in some parts of the Bay of Islands.
What's the view *really* like? Is it just the Bay or what else?
How far is it from the main town, Paihia?
What's the best thing to do nearby? Besides just staring at the view...?
Okay, what's the catch? What didn't you like? Spill the tea!

