Dali Dream Family Suite: Ancient City Views & Insta-Worthy Fun!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups! Let’s dive headfirst into the Dali Dream Family Suite: Ancient City Views & Insta-Worthy Fun! – because let's be honest, "Insta-Worthy Fun" is a promise I need to investigate. My brain already hurts from scrolling through hotel reviews, so I'm channeling my inner rant-artist, the one who isn't afraid to tell it like it is, even if it's a little…scattered.
First Impressions – The Insta-Worthy Factor (and My Inner Cynic)
The title alone sets the bar HIGH. “Ancient City Views”? Okay, I demand epic vistas. And "Insta-Worthy Fun"? My inner teenager cringes a little, but my adult self is intrigued. That said, I'm immediately looking for what isn't said. Does "Family Suite" equate to a cramped prison cell with a bunk bed? Let's find out…
(Okay, deep breaths, before I launch into a negativity spiral.)
Accessibility & Comfort – Did Someone Actually Think About This?
- Accessibility: This is HUGE for many families. Is it truly wheelchair accessible? This is something I always check on the hotel review. I desperately hope they've got it right, if they're advertising "Family Suite" and being accessible. (I'm looking at you, hotels that think a ramp equals accessibility.) Hopefully, this place gets it. I need full details on this, as I've seen many a "accessible" hotel room where the shower is anything but.
- On-site accessible restaurants/lounges: Very important! If you can't access the food you are in trouble!
- Elevator: Is there one? Because I'm not lugging luggage up three flights of stairs unless absolutely necessary.
- Facilities for disabled guests: Details, people! What specific provisions?
The Techie Bits – Wi-Fi, Internet and the Modern World
- Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! – A solid win. Essential in this day and age. I need to connect to the world, even while on vacation.
- Internet, Internet [LAN], Internet services: I need specifics. Does it actually work? I've been to places where "Wi-Fi" is a cruel joke. And LAN? In 2024? Is this a retro dream?
- Wi-Fi in public areas: Okay, good. If I get stuck in the lobby, I can still troll my friends on Instagram.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax – Spa Day Dreaming (and Maybe the Gym, Ugh)
- Pool with view: SOLD. This better be a stunning view, or I'm demanding a refund on my vacation serenity levels.
- Swimming pool [outdoor]: A definite plus, especially if the weather is cooperating. But is it crowded? Is it clean?
- Spa: Ah, the dream. Body scrub, Body wrap, Massage, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom. Okay, Dali Dream, you're speaking my language. But is the massage actually good? I've paid good money for mediocre massages before, and I will write a strongly worded Yelp review.
- Fitness center, Gym/fitness: sigh Okay, okay. I might consider it. Maybe. If there's a fantastic view from the treadmill. And if there isn't anyone staring at me while I'm red-faced and struggling.
- Foot bath: This is new, exciting, and I am in.
Cleanliness & Safety – Pandemic Era Realities
- Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer. Okay, I'm relieved. These are essentials in the current climate.
- Rooms sanitized between stays. Good. Very good.
- Staff trained in safety protocol. Important. I need to trust the staff are handling things responsibly.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter. Okay. I hope they actually ENFORCE this.
- Safe dining setup. This is crucial!
- Individually-wrapped food options. I appreciate the effort, less cross-contamination!
- Room sanitization opt-out available, Sterilizing equipment. Good.
- Doctor/nurse on call, First aid kit. Safety net. It is a must!
- Hot water linen and laundry washing. Necessary.
Dining, Drinking, & Snacking – Fueling the Fun
- Restaurants, Poolside bar, Coffee shop, Snack bar, Bar: A good start! Variety is the spice of life, especially when you're on vacation and need to fuel up after a day of, well, living.
- Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast in room, Breakfast takeaway service, Buffet in restaurant, Asian breakfast, Western breakfast: Okay, breakfast options are key! I need to know what's on offer! And is the coffee decent? This is a crucial detail.
- A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian cuisine in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Western cuisine in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant: Okay, I like variety! Good.
- Room service [24-hour]: YES! Crucial for those late-night cravings or the mornings when you really don't want to leave your comfy bed.
- Desserts in restaurant: Gotta know if they have a great cheesecake.
- Happy hour: Essential.
- Bottle of water: Small, yet important. Especially if you're jet-lagged.
- Coffee/tea in restaurant: Okay, is the quality good?
- Salad in restaurant, Soup in restaurant: Good for when your body says "I NEED VEGGIES!"
Services & Conveniences – The Little Things That Matter
- Air conditioning in public area: Yes! Especially if it is hot.
- Concierge, Daily housekeeping: These are basics, but I appreciate them. A good concierge can be a lifesaver.
- Cash withdrawal, Currency exchange: Super useful.
- Dry cleaning, Laundry service, Ironing service: Practicalities (if I don't want to look like a crumpled mess).
- Luggage storage, Doorman: So helpful.
- Air conditioning in public area, Elevator. Essential in the right weather conditions!
- Indoor venue for special events, Outdoor venue for special events, Meetings, Meeting/banquet facilities, Seminars. For the serious business-minded hotel guests.
- Safety deposit boxes: Always good to have.
- Convenience store, Gift/souvenir shop: Because I always forget to buy something.
For the Kids – Keeping the Little People Happy
- Babysitting service: If I'm lucky enough to have a date night.
- Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal: Crucial for families.
- CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Safety/security feature, Security [24-hour], Fire extinguisher, Smoke alarms, Smoke detector: Safety is critical to everyone's stay.
Getting Around – Airport Transfers, Parking, and the Like
- Airport transfer, Taxi service, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Valet parking, Bicycle parking: Convenient options, depending on how I'm getting around.
Available in All Rooms – The Nitty Gritty
- Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing… Ok, I get it. A comfy experience is crucial!
- Additional toilet: Okay, for a family suite, this is essential. Bathroom wars are real.
- Free bottled water: Awesome!
- Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens: Okay, seems like they got everything covered.
My Dali Dream Experience – A Stream of Consciousness
Right, let's assume I booked this place. Let's imagine I've just stepped into that "Family Suite."
The first thing I need is AIR CONDITIONING. Is it blasting a welcome breeze, or is it on some energy-saving setting that makes me feel like I'm slowly roasting? (This is a HUGE pet peeve of mine, hence the emphasis.)
Next, the view. Is it actually breathtaking? Or is it a slightly obscured view of a distant building? I need to see the ancient city, people!
(I'm already imagining myself on the balcony, drink in hand, kids safely contained, posting a
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Okay, buckle up, buttercup, because we're about to dive headfirst into the glorious, messy, and potentially disastrous adventure that is my trip to the Kong【拾花伴山观海田园亲子房】family room in Dali, China. That name alone is enough to make me want to buy a ridiculously oversized sun hat. Here's the rollercoaster of a plan, or at least, the vague semblance of a plan:
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Bedding Debacle (and a Side of Noodles)
- Morning (or whenever the heck the plane lands): Arrive at Dali Airport. Pray to the travel gods the luggage arrives with me. Last time I flew, my suitcase decided to take a solo trip to… I don't even remember where, but it involved a very confused airline representative and a lot of frantic Googling of "essential packing list for a vacation in somewhere I'm not."
- Transportation Chaos: Hopefully, there'll be a shuttle to the hotel (fingers crossed!). If not, I'm prepared to navigate the local bus with the grace of a newborn giraffe. I think I have the correct address written down… or did I write it in Mandarin? Damn it.
- Afternoon: The Check-In and the Room Revelation. Okay, expectation: Stunning views, fluffy towels, and a bed so comfy I'll never want to leave. Reality: Well, hopefully, it's not a mattress that looks like it’s been fighting a one-sided war with gravity. Also, I'm fully anticipating a language barrier battle with the hotel staff. My Mandarin? Let's just say it's at the "pointing and praying" level.
- Afternoon: After checking into the hotel, i will get a rest for 2 hours.
- Evening: Noodle Nirvana. After the rest I will go out exploring to get some noodles. There is a high chance i am going to make a mess in the hotel eating that noodle. i will remember my last trip with those noodles and get excited.
Day 2: The Search for Serenity (and Possibly a Goat) - Er Hai Lake, and the Glorious Jacaranda Blooms
- Morning: Er Hai Lake Adventure. Okay, this is where things get interesting. I've heard tales of stunning boat trips on Er Hai Lake. My goal? Find a boat, not fall overboard, and capture photos that'll make my Instagram followers weep with envy (or at least, "like"). I'm bracing myself for the possibility of getting seasick. I am the type!
- Mid-morning: Wandering and Wondering. Let's see what the countryside has on offer. Wandering around the area, soaking up the vibe, and hoping to stumble upon a hidden gem. Maybe, just maybe, a local market with ridiculously cheap souvenirs that I don’t necessarily need, but will buy anyway.
- Afternoon: Jacaranda Festival The time to visit the blooms, i will take a lot of pictures.
- Late Afternoon: Dali Old Town. The big plan is to walk around the old town and experience the old culture.
- Evening: Food, Glorious Food. I'm planning to sample the local cuisine. Specifically, I'm hoping to find (and successfully eat) some of the delicious, spicy dishes I've seen pictures of. I just hope my stomach agrees. I'm also prepared for some hit-or-miss dining experiences. Part of the adventure, right?
Day 3: A Temple and a Waterfall (and Possibly a Meltdown)
- Morning: Jizhao Temple. This is the 'calm and culture' part of the trip. The Jizhao Temple. I'll attempt to channel my inner zen… or at least, try not to trip over the monks (which is probably a distinct possibility). I am not good with stairs so wish me luck.
- Late Morning: Waterfall Quest. Find a waterfall, hike a trail, and feel all sorts of "one with nature." Realistically? I'll probably be complaining about the heat, swatting away bugs, and questioning my life choices several times. But that's okay. It's all part of the charm.
- Afternoon: A Local Gem (or Tourist Trap?) I have no clue what awaits. I will just take a walk and enjoy my last day.
- Evening: Packing and Pondering. The end is near! My last night, so I'll attempt to pack (and fail miserably), and I will ponder all the things I did.
Day 4: Saying Goodbye (or "See You Again Soon, Hopefully!")
- Morning: Prepare for departure.
- Late Morning: Depart from Dali Airport. Pray the plane doesn't get delayed, and that I don’t accidentally leave my passport in the hotel. Again.
Important Notes & Utterly Unrealistic Expectations:
- Language: My Mandarin skills are… a work in progress. Expect awkward gestures, frantic pointing, and a lot of blank stares.
- Food: I am going to eat. EVERYTHING. And I will take pictures of it ALL.
- Emotional Rollercoaster: Expect moments of pure bliss, interspersed with moments of sheer panic, frustration, and possibly a full-blown meltdown. This is the nature of travel, folks.
- Perfection is the enemy of good: I'm giving myself permission to be lost, messy, and imperfect. If something goes wrong (and it probably will), I'm choosing to embrace the chaos and laugh about it later.
- Flexibility is KEY: This is a rough outline. Plans will change. People will get lost. Luggage might go astray. This is life. And it's beautiful.
So, there you have it. My completely unedited, slightly insane, and hopefully hilarious travel itinerary. Wish me luck! And if you see a frazzled traveler wandering around Dali, muttering about noodles and waterfalls, give them a hug. It's probably me.
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So, what *is* it you actually *do*? Like, professionally? Because I'm still pretty unclear.
Ugh, the million-dollar question. Alright, here goes, and try not to judge the rambling. You know, I think I'm a professional *thing-doer*. It's less of a job and more of a… a collection of projects and skills that I've cobbled together from seemingly random interests. I *write* stuff. Websites, stories, scripts... anything with words, really. I also dabble in some coding (emphasis on *dabble* - I can build a decent WordPress site, though the syntax still scares me on occasion). And, if you forced me, I *might* be able to pretend to be a project manager, though I'm better at *starting* projects than finishing them, let's be honest.
Honestly, it's a glorious, beautiful mess. I like it that way. If someone asked my mom, she'd probably just say "Freelancer." And then roll her eyes. She's not wrong.
You mentioned websites. How do you find clients? Because that job market is scary.
The client hunt… oh, the client hunt. It’s a constant, terrifying dance between hope and crippling self-doubt. I’ve tried everything. Networking events (shudders, the forced small talk!), LinkedIn (a necessary evil!), online job boards (a wasteland of low-paying gigs), and, the most successful tactic? Word-of-mouth. Seriously. Someone knows someone who needs something, and suddenly, I'm in! But, you know, there are a few projects that would not exist without a bit of my own initiative, some aggressive emails, and a lot of luck. I also think I've gotten better at figuring out how not to sound so desperate, which is a major win. Maybe.
My biggest client success was a bakery that needed a website revamp. It was a total disaster at first. I quoted them too low, the design fell flat, and I nearly quit. I was *this* close to throwing in the towel, admitting defeat, and going back to my old job. But I stuck with it, learned a few things, and came away with something I was genuinely proud of. Still, the initial stress was awful. I spent days staring at the screen, feeling like I was failing them, and then myself, too. The whole experience was a rollercoaster of "this is amazing" and "what have I gotten myself into?"
What's the biggest challenge you face in your work?
Oh dear, where do I begin? Okay, so first, time management. It's a constant struggle. I’m a master procrastinator. It's a talent, really. I'll convince myself I need to alphabetize my spice rack (true story) before starting something important. Then there's the self-doubt. It claws at me. Every. Single. Day. I find myself constantly second-guessing my abilities, worrying that I'll mess up. And finally: overwhelm. I’m always juggling multiple projects, and sometimes it just *crushes* me. The urge to just curl up in a ball of despair is very real.
But I will say, the biggest actual *challenge* is probably… the lack of a clear "boss." It's liberating, sure! But it also means there's no one to hand me a specific task and say, "Do this." I have to plan *everything*, which is a constant mental load I would honestly prefer to pass on.
Okay, so what about the good stuff? What do you *love* about your work?
Okay, deep breath. The good stuff. *Thank you* for asking. First off, the freedom! I can work from anywhere (hello, pajamas all day!), set my own hours (late-night writing is often a *must*), and generally be the master of my own destiny. Which is a huge plus. I also get to create! Whether it's crafting a compelling story, designing a website that *actually* works, or just brainstorming a wild idea, I always have a chance to express myself. And most importantly, the variety. I NEVER get bored. It's a constant adventure, learning new things, and meeting fascinating people.
But, you know, the BEST feeling? Hearing that someone *loves* something I made. That's the payoff. That's what keeps me going through all the self-doubt and chaos.
You seem to be working by yourself a lot. Is it lonely?
Okay, the loneliness. Yeah, that's a sneaky little beast. Some days it's fine. I'm a total introvert. But others? The silence is deafening. You can go days – DAYS! – without a real conversation. The hum of the fridge becomes your only companion. I have to actively make an effort to socialize. It's easy to forget how to human when you spend most of your time alone with your laptop. I have tried a few things, one of which was co-working spaces. The cost was insane. I had more success joining a writing group. We're a hilarious, messy bunch, and it's nice to get out of the house.
And there was this one time... I was so deep in a project that I nearly forgot what my own voice sounded like. My partner had to come over and make me talk to them just so I wouldn't sound like someone who had been locked in a closet for five years.
What advice would you give to someone wanting to be a freelancer?
Oh, wow. Okay, buckle up, because it's a mixed bag of joy, terror, and caffeinated desperation. First: Be prepared for a bumpy ride. Don't expect overnight success. The road is paved with rejection, self-doubt, and the occasional existential crisis. But keep going. Build a support system. You're going to need people to cheer you on (and maybe bail you out of a jam or two). Be relentlessly curious. Learn a lot, constantly. The world is changing fast, and you have to keep up. And most importantly? Take care of yourself. Seriously. Freelancing can be all-consuming. You need to set boundaries. Otherwise, you'll burn out before you even get started. The most important thing? *Believe* in yourself. Even when you don't. Fake it 'til you make it. Embrace the chaos. And get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. That’s it. Really.
Are you ever going to get a "real" job?
Honestly? Sometimes, the thought is tempting. Especially when the money is tight, and I feel like I'm drowning in deadlines. A stable paycheck, health insurance, a predictable routine... all those things have a certain appeal. And I do have friends who have "real" jobs and seem happy. But then I remember the soul-crushing monotony and the endless meetings, and IComfort Inn
