Dali Dream: Garden View King Suite w/ Private Terrace & Afternoon Tea!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we’re diving headfirst into the Dali Dream: Garden View King Suite with Private Terrace & Afternoon Tea! and I’m gonna be honest with you, it was… a journey. Buckle up, because here's the deal-- it's a lot. And I mean a lot.
First Impressions (and a Little Panic About “Accessibility”)
Okay, so, first things first: I’m not exactly a person who needs a wheelchair, but I do appreciate places that think about accessibility. You know? Because life throws curveballs. So, under the accessibility heading? They do tick some boxes – elevator, facilities for disabled guests, that whole shebang. But… how does it feel? I was hoping things were well-thought-through, and they seem to be. They seem to try, which is a good start. More on this later… maybe. We're going for honesty here, and my brain isn't exactly organized like a spreadsheet.
The Suite: King of the Garden (and a Bit of Imposter Syndrome)
The Garden View King Suite! The name alone sounds pretentious, right? I was wondering if I was worthy. But when you finally arrive and the door swings open… well, it’s genuinely stunning. I mean, the views. They’re the kind that make you audibly gasp, like you’ve just seen a particularly cute puppy. And the private terrace? Oh. My. God. I spent a shameful amount of time just staring out at the garden. The suite itself is HUGE. Seriously, you could hold a small convention in there. Plenty of space to spread out. Really, the suite’s so awesome, sometimes, you think, “Am I really fancy enough for this?” I mean, air conditioning of course, and a desk to pretend you're working (I did, even if it was just organizing snacks). Free Wi-Fi that actually worked, blackout curtains that rescued me from the intense morning sun, a mini-bar begging to be emptied… they thought of everything. Even a coffee/tea maker! I really felt like I was getting slightly pampered.
The Afternoon Tea: Scones, Sass, and Some Serious Bliss
The Afternoon Tea. Alright, so this is where it all really gets good. Honestly, I’m a sucker for any excuse to eat tiny sandwiches and pretend I’m in a Jane Austen novel. The tea was the real deal – delicate, fragrant, and served with actual china. The desserts were works of art, and the scones? Warm, fluffy, and begging for clotted cream and jam. I pretty much ate my weight in them.
There's some kind of real magic to a well-done afternoon tea. It’s the perfect pause in the day; a moment to recharge, to indulge and not judge myself. Plus, it was pretty much the perfect photo op. Instagrammable for days!
Food, Glorious Food (and the Occasional Hiccup)
So, the restaurants. They have a few, and a coffee shop is right on the premises. We're talking various cuisines – a bit of Asian cuisine, a bit of Western cuisine. A la carte and buffet options. I am a BIG fan of eating so that was a big requirement. But… the service was a bit… inconsistent. One day, the breakfast [buffet] was a dazzling display of everything you could imagine, fresh, with Asian breakfast and Western breakfast. The next day? Let’s just say there was a slight… shortage of bacon. Minor hiccup, I survived.
Oh, and the Poolside Bar? I spent a significant portion of my vacation there. Yes, I sipped cocktails while gazing out at the pool with a view. Yes, it was as glorious as it sounds.
Relaxation Station: Spa, Sauna, and Staying Alive
Okay, this is where I went full-on "treat yourself." The spa is… amazing. I'm not even typically a spa person, but, I did a Body Scrub and a Massage that made me feel like a brand new human. There's a Sauna, Steamroom, and everything. Seriously, they thought of everything. I was pretty much a puddle of happy mush by the end. The Fitness center is available, I actually looked at it. Let’s just say my definition of "fitness" mostly involved getting from the bed to the pool.
Cleanliness and Safety: The New Normal (and a Little OCD Relief)
Let’s be real. In today’s world, safety is huge. And Dali Dream? They’re on it. All these things, seriously: Anti-viral cleaning products, Rooms sanitized between stays, Daily disinfection in common areas, Staff trained in safety protocol, Hand sanitizer everywhere. They even have Individually-wrapped food options. I felt safe. Maybe even a little too safe? (kidding!) But it’s reassuring. They also had cashless payment service which made things easier.
Services and Conveniences: Where the Perks Pile Up
Okay, buckle up, this is a long list: Concierge, Laundry service, Dry cleaning, a Convenience store, Luggage storage, Daily housekeeping, and a Doorman. These are helpful. The safety deposit boxes were great. There's room service [24-hour] – which, let’s be honest, is a lifesaver. They even have a babysitting service. Cash withdrawal, currency exchange. I mean, it was a list of things that make life easier.
For the Kids (and the Young at Heart) Family/child friendly? Yes. Kids meal options? Most probably. Kid's facilities? Don't remember a playground, but it wasn't my target demographic.
The Extras! (and a Tangent)
Oh, man, they had so many little things, it was easy to miss them. Let's see:Complimentary tea in the room, free bottled water, slippers, fluffy bathrobes, Mirror, Scale for those post-scone weigh-ins? I mean, they really just keep going.
And, you know, they have a shrine. Seriously! I wandered over there one day (it just seemed right), and it was beautiful. Kind of reminded me-- wait, where was I? Oh yeah, Dali Dream. Right, the terrace. Did I mention the terrace?
The "Getting Around" Situation
They have some of it. Airport transfer, is good. Car park [free of charge] – a life saver. No complaints on that front.
The Not-So-Perfect Bits (Because Nobody’s Perfect)
Okay, so, some minor things. As I said before – service could be a bit patchy. Don’t expect perfection, but expect an effort. The prices aren't cheap, but, hey, you're getting a truly exceptional experience. One day, the Wi-Fi was a bit wonky. But honestly, it's nit-picking.
My Verdict: Worth the Dream?
Yes. Absolutely, unequivocally, YES. The Dali Dream: Garden View King Suite with Private Terrace & Afternoon Tea is a splurge, but it's a splurge worth making. It’s the kind of place that makes you feel pampered, relaxed, and a little bit like royalty (even if you’re secretly just a regular person). It’s a place to escape, to indulge, and to create some seriously amazing memories. And the terrace? Seriously, I miss it already.
Quirky Observations and Personal Feelings
- I swear the staff knew when I was about to run out of water. Magic!
- The soundproofing in the room was AMAZING. Blissful silence when I wanted it.
- I had a serious internal debate about whether or not to steal the slippers. I didn't. This time.
- I’m already planning my return trip.
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into the glorious, chaotic, and potentially slightly disastrous adventure that is… that breathy voice …Kong 【揽风·花园投影大床房】 in Dali. Prepare yourself for a trip that's less "meticulously planned itinerary" and more "winging it with a vague idea and a whole lotta good vibes."
Day 1: Arrival & First Impressions (aka, Attempting to Be a Zen Master)
Morning (Flight… or Flightmare?): First, the journey. The travel gods are rarely kind. My flight was delayed (surprise!), which meant frantic airport sprints fueled by instant coffee and sheer desperation. Found myself muttering under my breath about the existential dread of delayed flights. Finally made it to Dali Airport.
Afternoon (Getting My Bearings - and Maybe a Little Lost): Taxi! Negotiating the fare felt like a contact sport, but I eventually arrived at something that resembled my destination. Finding Kong was a whole other story. My phone map kept sending me around in circles. At one point, I swear I thought I saw a dragon. (Probably the jet lag.) Eventually, finally found it, breathing a sigh of relief so deep it could've powered a small windmill.
Afternoon (Kong Check-In & Initial Swoon): Walking into the courtyard of Kong… whoa. Okay, maybe the dragon wasn’t a hallucination. The place is stunning. Like, drop-your-jaw-and-possibly-drool stunning. The "花园投影大床房" – the garden view room with a big bed and projector – is exactly what I'd envisioned in my weary, travel-sore brain. That garden terrace! And the claw-foot tub! I was this close, this close, to running to the bed and throwing myself onto it dramatically, like a silent film damsel. But I needed to keep up appearances of being a seasoned traveller. I got the check-in done and they gave a welcome drink that tastes like sunshine.
Late Afternoon (Tea & Tantrums… Just Kidding… Mostly): Afternoon tea, as advertised! The little cakes, the delicate teacups… It was all incredibly civilized. I was starting to calm down and appreciate the beauty of it all. Until I spilled tea on myself. Twice. I'm gracefully aging. And then I remembered I also might have forgotten some important medications. That's probably why I'm feeling so… off. But the mountains outside were gorgeous, the sky the perfect shade of sapphire, so I just took a deep breather.
Evening (Dinner Debacle & Stargazing): Wandered into Dali Old Town for dinner. Found a charming little spot, ordered something that sounded delicious (it wasn't), and got completely and hilariously lost trying to get back to Kong. After finally getting back, I stumbled on the best part: the stars. In the courtyard. With no light pollution. Seeing those stars… It was breathtaking. Pure magic. All the travel stress melted away.
Day 2: Cangshan Mountain and… Well, More Rambling
- Morning (Breakfast Bliss & the Illusion of Productivity): Breakfast! Free breakfast! Double happiness! (The "双早" wasn't a lie!) It was a mix of Western and Chinese goodies. Fueling up for the day on dumplings and pancakes, and feeling pretty damn smug about how organised I felt.
- Morning (Cangshan Crush - My Love Affair with the Mountain Begins): The cable car up Cangshan Mountain. This was the thing I was most looking forward to. I didn’t realise how high up it was! The views… I could almost weep. The air, the mountains, the clouds… the whole thing punched me right in the soul. I spent hours hiking, feeling like I was the only person on Earth. Finding secluded trails and spots to sit and bask in the pure glory. (I might've skipped a bit of the path.)
- Afternoon (Tea, Again. And Maybe a Little Existential Crisis): I spent a good chunk of the afternoon back at Kong, sitting on my glorious terrace again and having some tea. Feeling deeply grateful. Also wondering what the meaning of it all is. And whether I should actually buy a house here. (My practical side quickly shut that down.)
- Afternoon (My Love Affair with local Market): Dali's local market… such fresh fruits, the colours, the smells… and a whole lot of food I didn't know the name of. I bought some local snacks and a hat that makes me look like a ridiculous pirate. The hat is an important purchase.
- Evening (Dinner, Drinks & the Ghosts of Previous Adventures): Back to the Old Town, this time with a slightly better sense of its labyrinthine streets. Sat somewhere with live music, drank some local beer, and eavesdropped on other people's conversations. The food was better tonight. Maybe because I was slightly less frazzled? Or maybe because I ordered something simpler. Feeling oddly melancholy, as I do, after a day of pure bliss. Reflecting on past travels, the good and the bad, the people I've met, and the places I've been.
Day 3: Farewell, Dali (and the Promise of Chaos)
- Morning (One Last Breakfast & Goodbye Sniffles): Another breakfast feast. Trying to savour every moment. I'm kind of sad to leave. I'm not even sure why; it has only been a few days. The mountains are so majestic, the people are so… human (they are, aren't they?). The food and the atmosphere… The whole thing has done something to my soul.
- Morning (Last Kong Moments & Packing Woes): Before this trip, I’d promised myself I wouldn’t leave things until the last minute. I did. My suitcase is a disaster zone. Trying to decide what to take with me and what to leave behind. Taking many photos and videos.
- Departure (Goodbye for Now, Dali!): Off to the airport, wishing I could stay a little longer, already planning my return. The journey is still rough. But no more travel tantrums, I hope. (Famous last words, I know.)
Final Thoughts (Mostly):
This trip to Dali, and this hotel, Kong, has been an emotional roller coaster. The highs were high. The lows… well, they were there. (Spilled tea, anyone?) But through it all, the beauty of this place, the kindness of the people, and the sheer, unadulterated magic of the Cangshan Mountains shone through. It's reminded me to try my best to slow down, to laugh at the messiness, and appreciate the small things – like a perfect cup of tea, a starry night, or a genuinely good meal. Dali has been amazing. I'll be back. Maybe with better organization (and a bigger suitcase). Until next time, dear Dali… until next time.
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What DOESN'T count as a "Thing"?
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Can I share my "Things"?
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