Ambassador Hotel Malta: St. Paul's Bay Luxury Awaits!
Ambassador Hotel Malta: St. Paul's Bay - My Brain Dump of Luxury (and a Few Quirks)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea (or, you know, maybe a cappuccino from the amazing coffee shop) on the Ambassador Hotel in St. Paul's Bay, Malta. Forget those sterile, perfectly polished hotel reviews. This is the real deal, warts and all, from someone who actually stayed there. Consider this less a review and more a rambling, unfiltered, and hopefully hilarious account of my experience.
First Impressions (and a bit about the "Luxury Awaits" promise):
So, "Luxury Awaits!" is the tagline, right? Honestly? They're not lying. Pulling up to the Ambassador, you’re immediately hit with that "ooh la la" feeling. Shiny lobby, gleaming marble, and a doorman! Remember doormen? I'm used to wrestling my own luggage out of the car. Suddenly, I felt like I was in one of those movies where rich people casually stroll into a fancy hotel. (I may or may not have tripped slightly over the welcome mat, adding a touch of "realness" to the scene.)
Accessibility - Does it Work For Everyone?
Alright, let's get serious for a second. Accessibility is HUGE, and I'm happy to report that the Ambassador seems to get it. Elevators are a lifesaver people, and they were plentiful. Facilities for Disabled Guests? Check! I didn't personally need them, but I saw ramps and clearly marked accessible rooms. That's a huge win in my book. This is important!
Rooms: Where the Magic (and Maybe a Few Minor Mishaps) Happens:
My room? Magnificent! Air conditioning blasting, thank goodness! Malta in summer? Forget about it. Blackout curtains? Yes! Crucial for daytime naps (because, you know, sightseeing is exhausting). Free Wi-Fi in all rooms is a godsend! I streamed movies, read my Kindle and annoyingly checked my email without any issues. Complimentary tea and coffee? Score! (Coffee/tea maker in the room, duh!)
Now, for the slightly less glamorous details:
- The View: I had a high floor room, and the view – AMAZING. The sea stretching out before you. But, and it's a small but… my balcony wasn’t quite as clean as I’d hoped. I was so looking forward to sitting out there first thing, and maybe I should have asked the cleaning staff to give it a once over. It was still usable, just not the perfect Instagram post I had envisioned.
- The Bed: The extra long bed was a dream. Seriously, I’m tall and my feet didn’t dangle off the end! The Pillows? Chef's kiss!
- The Bathroom: Okay, here's where things get quirky. Private bathroom is a given, but the mirror had this weird distortion. Made me look like I was shrinking… good for the ego I guess! And the slippers? Divine!
Cleanliness and COVID-19 Safety: Did They Nail It?
This is a big one. Feeling safe is paramount, especially these days. The Ambassador takes this seriously, very seriously. I saw hand sanitizer everywhere, staff trained in safety protocol, and signs reminding everyone to keep their distance. Rooms sanitized between stays? Yep. Anti-viral cleaning products? I have no doubt! Daily disinfection in common areas? Check. It’s all there. I actually felt safer than I do in my own messy apartment.
Food, Glorious Food (and a Few Rambling Thoughts):
Oh, the food. Where do I even begin?
- Breakfast (Buffet and beyond): So much choice! Breakfast [buffet]? Mountains of pastries, omelets cooked to order, fresh fruit, and more. I may have gone back for seconds… and thirds… of the pastries. (Don't judge me!) They also had Asian breakfast, which I personally haven't tried. Western breakfast? Covered. The coffee/tea in restaurant was top notch, and the breakfast takeaway service was handy for those early excursions.
- Restaurants and Bars: The restaurants offer international cuisine .The food itself was good. Good. I’d loved to try the Vegetarian restaurant, but didn’t find time. The poolside bar was perfect for cocktails (yes, plural!) and watching the sun go down. Happy hour deals were pretty sweet.
- Other Dining Options: There's a coffee shop. The snack bar was perfect for a light bite between swims. 24hr Room service is the win, but I just didn't get around to it.
- A la carte? Yes! Buffet in restaurant? Yes! The food was amazing, and I was never bored!
Things to Do & Ways to Relax – The Spa Scene (My Personal Highlight!):
This is where the Ambassador truly shines. Seriously, I spent so much time in the spa.
- The Pool with a view? Stunning. Swim, soak up the sun, or just chill.
- Fitness center? They’ve got one, but I was too busy relaxing. Hey, everyone needs a day off!
- SPA! Okay, I’d heard rumours, but nothing prepared me for the sensory overload of amazingness. The Sauna, Steamroom, and Massage options provided a relaxing experience. I had a Body scrub and a Body wrap! Oh, and I spent ages in the Foot bath. The Spa/sauna experience was a beautiful combination of calm and relaxation, and I can't recommend it enough. This was where I really unwound.
- Swimming pool [outdoor]? Yes!
- Honestly, the spa experience alone is worth the trip.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things that Make a Big Difference:
- Concierge: Super helpful. They helped me with everything from booking tours to finding the best local restaurants.
- Daily housekeeping: YES! My room was spotless every single day.
- Laundry service? Convenient. Because, let's face it, nobody wants to spend their vacation doing laundry.
- Cash withdrawal? The Business facilities and Meeting/banquet facilities are available.
- Car park [free of charge]? Another win.
For the Kids (and Kid-Friendly Folks):
They had Kids facilities and Babysitting service. I didn't need them, but it’s good to know they are there. The Family/child friendly atmosphere was a plus, so parents of young children rest assured.
The Quirks (And There Were a Few):
- The Elevators: They were slow. In my ramblings, I mentioned they were plentiful, but the elevator waits could be a little long during peak times.
- The Signage: Sometimes, the signs were a little… unclear. I may have wandered around lost a few times.
- The Noise: My room faced the street, and I sometimes would get woken up. But I am a light sleeper!
The Verdict? Would I Go Back?
Absolutely. Despite a few minor hiccups, the Ambassador Hotel exceeded my expectations. It offers a brilliant combination of luxury, comfort, and convenience. It's perfect for couples, families, or anyone looking for a relaxing Maltese getaway. The spa experience alone is worth the price of admission!
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P.S. Don’t forget to try the pastries! You won’t regret it!
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because you're about to get a real Ambassador Hotel, St. Paul's Bay, Malta itinerary. Forget perfect Instagram feeds, we're diving headfirst into the beautifully chaotic mess of actual travel. This ain't gonna be pretty, but it will be honest.
Day 1: Arrival and Existential Dread (Mostly Sunny, with a Chance of Regret)
- 8:00 AM (ish): Wake up on the wrong side of the Atlantic, or whatever ocean you're crossing. You thought packing light was a good idea? Lies! My suitcase weighs a metric ton. The flight? A whirlwind of crying babies, questionable airplane food, and that one guy who insists on reclined the entire time. Debarkation is a mess.
- 1:00 PM (Maltese Time): Holy crap, we're actually here. The Ambassador. It looks… like a hotel. The lobby is a little drab, but the air conditioning blasts like a freaking ice cave. Check in, attempt to decipher the incomprehensible lift instructions (how many buttons does one need?!).
- 2:00 PM: Room. Finally. Window looks out at something . Sun maybe?
- 2:30 PM: Attempt to unpack. Realize you forgot your toothbrush. Curses!
- 3:00 PM: Wandering aimlessly. St. Paul's Bay. It's… pretty. The water is that perfect turquoise that makes you want to jump right in. Resist the urge. I need a nap.
- 4:00 PM (ish): Coffee and a pastry at a cafe near the hotel. Observe my fellow tourists, a colorful tapestry of sunburned skin and bewildered expressions. Wonder if I'm one of them. Sigh.
- 6:00 PM: Pre-dinner drink at the bar. The bartender? Adorable. Drinks are kinda expensive. Maybe just one… or two…
- 7:30 PM: Dinner at a "traditional" Maltese restaurant. Food is… interesting. The rabbit stew is… an experience. My expectations that were far too high led to some disappointment
- 9:00 PM: Collapse in a heap. Jet lag is a cruel mistress. Consider the meaning of life (or at least, the meaning of my travel pants).
Day 2: Sun, Sea, and Self-Doubt (Mostly Sunny, with a Side of Existential Meltdown)
- 7:00 AM (Attempted): Wake up to the sound of… construction? Apparently, this hotel is in the middle of a perpetual building project. Charming.
- 7:30 AM: Breakfast at the hotel. Buffet. The scrambled eggs look… suspicious. Opt for a bread roll and a strong coffee, because apparently, I need more caffeine in my life. Feel the judgement of the older people.
- 8:30 AM: Head to the beach. Get lost in the maze of streets.
- 9:00 AM: Found a beach. The sun is intense. Apply sunscreen like my life depends on it (it probably does). Feel awkward in my swimsuit.
- 10:00 AM: Go for a swim! The water is amazing, the best part of the trip so far The sheer beauty of the ocean is enough to erase all sadness. Swim forever!
- 12:00 PM: Lunch at a seaside cafe. Ordered a "fresh" salad. It was… wilted. Learn a valuable lesson.
- 1:00 PM: Discover a hidden cove! Secretly pleased with myself for finding a little slice of heaven. It's perfect, and I'm finally happy.
- 3:00 PM: Suddenly everything looks wrong, and I have an existential crisis. Is this all there is? Why did I choose this hotel? Am I a bad person?
- 4:00 PM: Back at the hotel, I can't shake this feeling.
- 5:00 PM: Shower, get ready. The smell in the bathroom is a bit odd.
- 6:00 PM: Drinks, but this time at a pub. This is the part the locals enjoy, and seems to be the only reason the place is popular. I love that.
- 7:30 PM: Dinner. Maltese pizza. It was too much, and I felt sick for the next few hours.
Day 3: Gozo and a Glimpse of Glorious Chaos (Sunny, with a Strong Chance of Seasickness)
- 7:00 AM: Wake up feeling like a truck ran me over. Curse the Maltese pizza.
- 8:00 AM: Early rise for a day trip to Gozo!
- 9:00 AM: Ferry ride. Waves are choppy. Begin to feel green around the gills.
- 10:00 AM: Arrive in Gozo. Take a photo of the beautiful harbour.
- 10:30 AM: Explore the Citadel. So many steps! My thighs burn, and I feel like a sweaty mess, but the views are…wow. Like, seriously wow.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch in Victoria. Eat some local Pastizzi. Delicious.
- 1:30 PM: Visit the Ggantija Temples. Marvel at the ancient stones and feel a humbling sense of perspective.
- 3:00 PM (ish): The Blue Hole. It doesn’t exist anymore. So sad.
- 4:00 PM: Back on the ferry, fighting off the urge.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner at the hotel restaurant. Food looks… meh.
- 7:30 PM: Collapse on the bed, ready to call it a night.
Day 4: Exploring and Escaping (Sunny with a hint of rain)
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast. This time, I tried the pancakes; they were not good.
- 9:00 AM: Exploring St. Paul's Bay. Wandered along the promenade. The crowds are overwhelming.
- 10:00 AM: Went to a church. It was beautiful.
- 12:00 PM: Found a great seafood restaurant. That was amazing!
- 1:00 PM: Headed back to the hotel to escape the massive crowds.
- 2:00 PM: I spent the rest of the afternoon in the pool.
- 5:00 PM: Packing! I want to leave!
- 7:00 PM: Had a lovely dinner and then went to bed early.
Day 5: Departure and Disillusionment (Cloudy, with a chance of Reality)
- 6:00 AM: Wake up.
- 7:00 AM: Breakfast. The continental breakfast was okay.
- 8:00 AM: Check out. The staff didn’t seem happy, but they were nice.
- 9:00 AM: Taxi to the airport.
- 10:00 AM: Boarding.
- 11:00 AM: In the air.
- 2:00 PM: Finally, home.
Final Thoughts:
Malta, y'all. It's a trip. The Ambassador? Well, it's a hotel. I survived. I learned. Mostly, I'm exhausted. And even though I swore during those moments of existential dread that I'd never return, I already find myself wistfully scrolling through pictures and dreaming of the blue water. Maybe, just maybe, it was worth it. Or maybe, my memory's just playing tricks on me. Either way, next time, I'm bringing my own toothbrush. And maybe a therapist. And a better book.
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What's your biggest regret? Spill the tea!
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